Monday, June 1, 2009

In Memoriam

My beloved Enzo Angolini ankle wrap high heel sandals passed away Saturday, May 30, 2009. They are survived by many brothers, sisters, cousins and friends, including Sam Edelman, Steve Madden, Michael Kors, Jessica Simpson, Nine West and BCBG. Arrangements handled by my trashcan. Pallbearers are the Fayetteville Sanitation Engineers. Burial will be at the Cumberland County Landfill. In lieu of flowers, new shoes may be sent to me at my home.